Yeah. About that. So this picture is all over my Facebook news feed today. The only facts that everyone seems to agree on is that (1) the picture was taken in ATL, and (2) the Delta Red Coat is drinking coffee.
Since we might never know the backstory, everything about this photo is (just about) left up to the imagination. We here at Points, Miles & Martinis are challenging you to use your imagination and make up at least a part of the backstory by captioning this photo.
Simply leave your caption in the Comments section by 3pm Eastern Friday October 3rd, 2014. The winner will be chosen by us, and receive two Delta drink certificates in the mail. We hope the winner enjoys the adult beverages responsibly … and with their clothes on!
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It used to be that a flight only cost the shirt off your back, sadly these days the ticket price is a bit more.
“Who opened the portal into my past?”
Wow! The TSA sure is thorough!
“Robbie, this is the second time this week you left your gate agent uniform at home. One more time and I will have to report you to Richard Anderson.”
I am not competing for the prize; I just wanted to have some fun…
Hey! Brian Cohen!! (It’s my name) Anyway, my submission it this. “Remember Brian, it’s the sty club, not the strip club…”
“Not only did they lose my luggage, they also lost my clothes. All of them.”
Redcoat: “Sir, I will have so see some ID.”
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Naked Guy: “Sorry, it must be in my other pants.”
“Sir, no shoes, no shirt, no service.”
Reminds me of an old joke:
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Naked Guy (holding a key): “My car! Those rotten SOBs stole my car!”
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Redcoat: “Calm down. Where was it the last time you saw it?”
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NG: “Right at the end of this key!”
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RC: “OK. Sir, you realize you’re not wearing any pants?”
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NG: “My God! They got my girlfriend too!”
These almost write themselves.
HOTLANTA!
Sorry Dude, you’re not dreaming. You really are naked.
“As you can tell, I really need a seat upgrade.”
Also:
“You said decaf, right?”
“Only in Atlanta…”
“I’m ready to fly the friendly skies!”
They not only lost my luggage, they lost the rest of my clothes too.
“I’ll put them back on as soon as I get that Saver Award flight!”
Getting tired of the pat down at security, I decided to leave nothing to chance.
“Keep Climbing”
Is this what you see when I go through the airport scanner?
You mean it’s not show up naked to an airport day! Now I feel silly!
So…about that upgrade….
“Delta is ready when you are!”
This is the Delta Gate?
I thought it was Spirit, they have the new $50 charge for wearing clothes on the plane since they now count them as a carry on.
Link to the video when he gets tasered.
http://youtu.be/V4f_nkW5J5A
He is begging for his Diamond upgrade…
Sir it’s quite obvious that thee ladies in first class just would not be satisfied by upgrading you……sir you just don’t bring anything to the table……………..
Red jacket: “sir did you have a good flight”
Naked dude: “what happens in Delta, stays in Delta”
After delousing the Northwest Airline Staff from Minneapolis, Delta begins the task of hiring and intertwining them into the Delta Culture.
http://flightclub.jalopnik.com/atlanta-airport-police-give-erratic-naked-guy-the-stun-1641991560
“All I said was what if I don’t open my suitcase!!”
WOW..is security always like this here?
Excuse me mr redcoat,but is the Delta nudist club on this level?
Aah Harry, having hot flashes again are ya? And Look at me drinking coffee in front of you at a time like this ! What was I thinking?