So A Naked Man Is Standing In An Airport, And …

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Yeah. About that.  So this picture is all over my Facebook news feed today.  The only facts that everyone seems to agree on is that (1) the picture was taken in ATL, and (2) the Delta Red Coat is drinking coffee.

Screen Shot 2014-10-02 at 4.13.54 PM Since we might never know the backstory, everything about this photo is (just about) left up to the imagination. We here at Points, Miles & Martinis are challenging you to use your imagination and make up at least a part of the backstory by captioning this photo.

Simply leave your caption in the Comments section by 3pm Eastern Friday October 3rd, 2014. The winner will be chosen by us, and receive two Delta drink certificates in the mail. We hope the winner enjoys the adult beverages responsibly … and with their clothes on!




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  1. It used to be that a flight only cost the shirt off your back, sadly these days the ticket price is a bit more.

  2. “Robbie, this is the second time this week you left your gate agent uniform at home. One more time and I will have to report you to Richard Anderson.”

    I am not competing for the prize; I just wanted to have some fun…

  3. Hey! Brian Cohen!! (It’s my name) Anyway, my submission it this. “Remember Brian, it’s the sty club, not the strip club…”

  4. Redcoat: “Sir, I will have so see some ID.”
    Naked Guy: “Sorry, it must be in my other pants.”

  5. Reminds me of an old joke:
    Naked Guy (holding a key): “My car! Those rotten SOBs stole my car!”
    Redcoat: “Calm down. Where was it the last time you saw it?”
    NG: “Right at the end of this key!”
    RC: “OK. Sir, you realize you’re not wearing any pants?”
    NG: “My God! They got my girlfriend too!”

  6. This is the Delta Gate?
    I thought it was Spirit, they have the new $50 charge for wearing clothes on the plane since they now count them as a carry on.

  7. Sir it’s quite obvious that thee ladies in first class just would not be satisfied by upgrading you……sir you just don’t bring anything to the table……………..

  8. Red jacket: “sir did you have a good flight”
    Naked dude: “what happens in Delta, stays in Delta”

  9. After delousing the Northwest Airline Staff from Minneapolis, Delta begins the task of hiring and intertwining them into the Delta Culture.

  10. Aah Harry, having hot flashes again are ya? And Look at me drinking coffee in front of you at a time like this ! What was I thinking?

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